what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom
i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
dear coca cola company,
i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday
id like to see an english teacher write a successful text post
*settles into bed with blankets laptop headphones a drink and everything* ahh yes perfect. I have to pee.
*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.