Nothing's My Everything
Zak is thy name. 19 and single. Always ready for Anything. What's more fun than being crazy? Nothing. Ask me anything I'm an open book. Zee Bop Boo Blip Bitch.
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You’re wrong Miley

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what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

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i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

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dear coca cola company,

i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday

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id like to see an english teacher write a successful text post

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*settles into bed with blankets laptop headphones a drink and everything* ahh yes perfect. I have to pee. 

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*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.

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hey so i know this is tumblr and we all have a lot of different opinions but

fuck wasps

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