I would literally throw last year’s version of myself down a set of stairs
The second I have adequate funds and can get another job I’m moving. Everyone hear I try to stay close to uses me or just doesn’t give an fuck about our friendship. I wanna live where I can start new with people who actually appreciate me and what I do for them.
When you give someone your time, you are giving them a portion of your life that you’ll never get back. Your time is your life. That is why the greatest gift you can give someone is your time.
things that will always sound sarcastic
- good for you
- thanks a lot
- yeah right
- nice to know
- way to go
- ok buddy
Not if you say ‘man’ at the end
ok buddy man
I might not have thought that last one through
Be committed, not attached. But more importantly, know the difference.
AND A MERRY BATMAN DAY TO YOU ALL!
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